Where the Hell Should I Retire?
Early Access Ebook – $2.99
The honest, funny, straight-up guide to choosing your next best place without losing your mind, your relationship, or your Tuesday routine.
Not on Amazon yet.
You get it first. You get it cheaper.
WHY EARLY ACCESS MATTERS
This is the private link edition before the public launch.
Right now you get:
The lowest price it will ever be
Instant download
A huge head start before everyone else discovers it
A guide that actually talks to you like an adult, not a brochure shopper
GIFT FOR YOUR PARTNER OR LOVED ONE
Give it to your partner as a Christmas gift and say:
“Here’s a book that might finally settle our ‘where the hell do we move’ debate.”
It’s the perfect gift for anyone who’s dreaming of a move…
…or debating one…
…or stuck in “analysis paralysis” about retirement locations.
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