Welcome to the Blog - Life After Work, With a Side of Truth

Hey there. You made it to the blog, nice job dodging all the clickbait.

Here’s where we talk about what really happens after you clock out for the last time. Retirement isn’t just about golf carts and early-bird specials (though we’re not knockin’ a good buffet). This blog dives into the real stuff, finding purpose, staying sane, and maybe even enjoying yourself a little while Uncle Sam tries to take another bite of your savings.

You’ll find:

Real talk about life after work. Helpful guides on how to retire without losing your mind (or your money) and a ton of listicles, best beach towns, worst tax traps, cheap spots that aren’t dumps, and all the places that either feel like heaven… or smell like regret.

It’s part inspiration, part information, with a sprinkle of sarcasm and a whole lotta heart.

Welcome to the Blog

Life After Work, With a Side of Truth

The Midland, MI Shock

The Midland, MI Shock

A sharp look at how Midland Michigan beat Florida for the top retirement spot and what it teaches you about choosing your next best place. Learn how rankings really work and why retirees are rethinkin... ...more

Retirement Life

November 20, 20259 min read

50 Year Mortgage

50 Year Mortgage

Fifty year mortgages are the latest genius idea in housing and this blog shows why they make zero sense for retirees. Lower payments, huge interest, and a timeline that outlives you. A funny, sharp br... ...more

Retirement Life

November 14, 20253 min read

The Retirement Relocation Trap Nobody Talks About Until It Is Too Late

The Retirement Relocation Trap Nobody Talks About Until It Is Too Late

Thinking about relocating for retirement in 2026 Do not just chase sunshine and low taxes. In this post, we break down the real retirement relocation checklist, including cost of living traps, climate... ...more

Retirement Life

November 03, 20255 min read

The Silent Mistakes People Make When They Relocate for Retirement

The Silent Mistakes People Make When They Relocate for Retirement

So you are thinking about packing up your life and riding off into the sunset like some retired cowboy chasing cheap property taxes and warmer weather. Slow down, partner. Before you sell the house an... ...more

Retirement Life

October 27, 20259 min read

The Hidden Truth About Relocating in Retirement 

The Hidden Truth About Relocating in Retirement 

New BlogDiscover the real truth about relocating in retirement, from hidden costs to emotional adjustments and climate realities. Learn how to plan your move wisely, choose the right community, and av... ...more

Retirement Life

October 22, 20253 min read

3 Rising Small Towns for Retirement in 2026

3 Rising Small Towns for Retirement in 2026

Discover three affordable small towns—Hendersonville, NC, Greer, SC, and Gadsden, AL—that are becoming the best retirement relocation spots in 2026. Learn about cost of living, housing, lifestyle, and... ...more

Retirement Life

October 01, 20255 min read

The Midland, MI Shock

A sharp look at how Midland Michigan beat Florida for the top retirement spot and what it teaches you about choosing your next best place. Learn how rankings really work and why retirees are rethinkin... ...more

Retirement Life

November 20, 20259 min read

The Midland, MI Shock

50 Year Mortgage

Fifty year mortgages are the latest genius idea in housing and this blog shows why they make zero sense for retirees. Lower payments, huge interest, and a timeline that outlives you. A funny, sharp br... ...more

Retirement Life

November 14, 20253 min read

50 Year Mortgage

The Retirement Relocation Trap Nobody Talks About Until It Is Too Late

Thinking about relocating for retirement in 2026 Do not just chase sunshine and low taxes. In this post, we break down the real retirement relocation checklist, including cost of living traps, climate... ...more

Retirement Life

November 03, 20255 min read

The Retirement Relocation Trap Nobody Talks About Until It Is Too Late

The Silent Mistakes People Make When They Relocate for Retirement

So you are thinking about packing up your life and riding off into the sunset like some retired cowboy chasing cheap property taxes and warmer weather. Slow down, partner. Before you sell the house an... ...more

Retirement Life

October 27, 20259 min read

The Silent Mistakes People Make When They Relocate for Retirement

The Hidden Truth About Relocating in Retirement 

New BlogDiscover the real truth about relocating in retirement, from hidden costs to emotional adjustments and climate realities. Learn how to plan your move wisely, choose the right community, and av... ...more

Retirement Life

October 22, 20253 min read

The Hidden Truth About Relocating in Retirement 

3 Rising Small Towns for Retirement in 2026

Discover three affordable small towns—Hendersonville, NC, Greer, SC, and Gadsden, AL—that are becoming the best retirement relocation spots in 2026. Learn about cost of living, housing, lifestyle, and... ...more

Retirement Life

October 01, 20255 min read

3 Rising Small Towns for Retirement in 2026

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