A $2,500 plus Relocation Strategy Package for $97 for 72 Hours Only

If you are trying to figure out where the hell to retire and you are tired of guessing between towns that all look the same until you get there and realize the taxes are insane, the healthcare is terrible, and the neighborhood smells like wet carpet, this is the one offer you grab today.

For the next 72 hours, I am opening 30 spots for a $97 Retirement Relocation Deep Dive Session where I help you personally map out your next best place without the stress, the guessing, or the moment when you say here we go again and start packing boxes.

This is not a course. This is not a guide. This is me, one on one with you, digging into your situation and giving you a blueprint you can actually use.

And yes, it is worth way more than $97. It is Black Friday and I am temporarily out of my mind, so here we are.

WHAT YOU ARE GETTING AND WHY IT IS INSANELY UNDERPRICED

When you book your spot, you receive a full professional relocation analysis that is custom built for you.

Here is everything included.

✔ A 30 Minute Strategy Call

Value: $395

We talk privately and break down your top three cities or states, your financial picture, your health and lifestyle needs, and what you actually want even if you have not figured that out yet.

You walk away with clarity. No more guessing.

✔ Personalized Cost of Living Comparison for Three Locations

Value: $250

This includes taxes, insurance, housing, utilities, healthcare, groceries, and everything else that drains a bank account. I show you the reality so you do not get blindsided.

✔ Tax and Insurance Reality Check

Value: $100

I point out the traps that wipe out retirees every year.

✔ Housing Market Breakdown

Value: $250

Real numbers and real listings. No fantasy rentals and no clickbait apartments that do not exist.

✔ Custom Retirement Fit Score for Each of Your Top Spots

Value: $150

This makes the decision obvious. No more coin flips.

✔ Written PDF Blueprint

Value: $500

Your full relocation plan in writing. This alone is worth more than the entire price.

✔ Seven Day Follow Up Access

Value: $300

Forgot a question. Thought of something at two in the morning. You get direct access for a full week.

✔ Bonus One

Free copy of Where the Hell Should I Retire Value: $20

✔ Bonus Two

Free copy of Retirement Myths That Cost You Money Value: $20

✔ Bonus Three

Moving Costs Worksheet and Relocation Scorecard Value: $50

TOTAL VALUE OVER $2,500

YOUR PRICE TODAY $97

This is a Black Friday only offer. Many people are stuck and guessing. This is how you get real answers and save real money.

This is limited to 30 people so I do not end up doing forty hours of calls next week.

WHO THIS IS FOR

This session is perfect for you if any of this is true.

You are planning a relocation
You are debating between multiple states
You want to know realistic costs
You need clarity on healthcare access
You want the safest and smartest and most affordable place
You are tired of the conflicting information online
You are already retired or you will be soon
You are overwhelmed and want a real plan

If that sounds like your brain on a Tuesday afternoon, this will save you time, money, and frustration.

WHY I AM DOING THIS

Every year I hear the same stories.

People tell me they moved and now regret it. People tell me they should have talked to someone first.

Instead of watching people throw away thousands of dollars on blind relocations, I am giving you a Black Friday blowout so you can make the right call the first time.

Why This Is Limited

I am only taking 30 people because I cannot do 100 calls in a week. The follow up alone takes time. The written blueprint takes real work. And every person deserves my best.

Once the 30 slots are sold, the page comes down.

HOW TO SECURE YOUR SPOT

Click the button, lock in your session, and you will receive an email within minutes to schedule your time.

👉 Grab Your Spot Now for $97

FAQ

When will the call happen Within the next seven to ten days. You choose from available times.

What if I do not have any cities picked yet Great. I will help you find the best ones based on your lifestyle and budget.

Is $97 really the price Yes. For 72 hours only. After that the call alone goes back to $395 or more.

Will you try to upsell me No. This is the offer.

How do I get my bonuses After payment, you will receive instant access to all digital materials.

GUARANTEE

No refunds because the price is already ridiculous. However, if at the end of our call you feel like you received zero value, I will give you a free follow up session to fix it.

Your Next Step

You can keep guessing and hoping you get it right, or you can get a real blueprint built for you by someone who does this every day.

The choice is simple.

👉 Lock in your $97 Deep Dive Session before the 30 spots are gone